Litter
Box Cleaning Methods That Do Not Work Well
As
we said, we've tried 'em all. Here are some of the reasons other
products and methods of litter cleaning don't work. And why you
should just get yourself a DuraScoop!
Non-clumping
Litters
If
you have just one cat, you might be able to get away with non-clumping
litter for a while. But sooner or later, you'll discover clumping
litter and make the switch. Clumping litter has captured over 60%
of the US litter market since 1993 and is still growing. Here's
why:
Cheap,
standard clay litter. This type of litter is inexpensive
but does not control odor well. It does not isolate urine to keep
it from saturating the entire pan. After a few days, your house
starts to stink. Your only recourse at this point is to dump out
the entire pan and start over. And be prepared to scrub your empty
pan too, since urine was likely sitting on the bottom and must
be cleansed to remove the odor.
Crystals.
Pure crystal litters don't clump and there's no way to
be sure when they are saturated until things start to smell really
bad. Once the crystals are saturated, urine begins to
pool in the bottom of the pan. What a disgusting surprise when
you go to dump out your pan and end up with a big, stench-ridden
puddle on your floor. Oh, and the round crystals, like Litter
Pearls, roll all over your hard wood, tile or concrete basement
floors and get stuck between your cat's paw pads.
All-natural.
Did we mention that clumping clay is made of all-natural
bentonite? So unless your kitty eats its litter or you or your
cat are extremely alergic to clay litter, we're not sure why you'd
want to spend the additional money on litter made from wheat or
corn. However, we have received some convincing testimonials
from chemically sensitive customers about World's Best Cat
Litter. It is supposed to clump just great.
Paper
litters. Unless they clump well, paper litters
are no better than the cheap clay. Having said this, we have seen
some new, paper litter products that do claim to clump well and
may be worth a try if you want a cost-effective and more degradable
product.
Sifting
Litter Boxes
Have you tried
one of these? You know, the litter boxes that come with two pans
and one or more inserts for sifting? Or the ones that you turn upside
down? Looked like a great idea at first. But what a logistical nightmare!
First, you have to try and "pour" the clumps and turds
from the flat sifting unit into a bag with just your two hands.
OOPS! All over the floor again. Then you have to pick up the entire
pan to get at the empty pan underneath and you also have to constantly
clean the sifter to remove the stuck-on litter so that it will continue
to sift. Oh, I could go on and on. What a mess. Both of the units
we tried are long gone.
Standalone
Litter Sifter
We
really could not believe this one. So, instead of the sifting litter
tray method, with this one you need a bucket. You rest the sifter
on a bucket, pick up your pan and dump the whole thing into the
sifter. Presumably the clean stuff goes through and the dirty stuff
stays in the sifter. I have a dirty bucket, a dirty sifter, a dirty
floor and I still have to manhandle my stinky litter pan. Oi!
Plastic
Liners
Liners
can seem like a good idea at first and might work if your cat is
declawed. Personally, we find declawing cruel and don't do it. But
even if your cat is declawed in the front, its rear claws will still
tear a plastic liner to shreds when burying its waste. Our cats
make mince meat out of liners. Oh, and liners add more non-degradable
plastic to the waste stream.
Flimsy
Plastic
or Metal Scoops
Junk.
The worst ones bend and break. The best ones just bend and flick
litter — at you, on the floor, wherever. The metal ones corrode
or are too small or flat. When it comes to multiple cats and clumping
litter, there's really no substitute for a real tool that
was designed to do the job you need it to do.
Automatic,
Electronic Litter Boxes
There
are at least four of these on the market today. Do you want to spend
$200 - $350 on a piece of junk that has all sorts of moving parts,
uses electricity and wears out and breaks? Oh, and the thing they
don't tell you is that these complex units must be taken apart and
scrubbed on a regular basis. Boy, that really is a time saver! By
the way, none of these units can cope with the large volume of waste
produced by multiple cats.
The
Cat Toilet
The
LitterFree Cat Toilet has apparently been discontinued. Like other
automated gadgets, it had its problems. The biggest issue for us
is that it was only recommended for one or two cats. Another is
that it liquefied the cat feces with water and created a very bad
odor in the process. It also required a plumbing hookup and cost
about $300. Better luck next time.
Toilet
Training
Yes,
you read it correctly. There are systems, books and video tapes
for teaching cats to go on a human toilet. Are you up for
it? I don't know about your cats, but ours show very little interest
in any type of training. And none of these systems teach
your cat how to flush, or put the seat down or wipe the seat off
after they're done. (We've even heard of kittens drowning in toilets
with the seats left up.) If we taught our cats to use the toilet,
our bathrooms would be occupied all day!
Future
Methods
For
fun, we have thought of some future methods of dealing with cat
waste.
The
"whirl away." This device uses centrifugal
force to separate clumps and feces from the clean litter. Rapidly
spinning at over 120 rpm, clean litter is forced through an electrostatically
charged tungsten mesh. Once cycling is complete, all waste is
pneumatically ejected through a tube that is connected to a special
collection unit — on Mars.
Genetically
engineered, waste-free cats. Need we say more?
No fuss, or muss with your puss.
The
Turd-a-Porter. Just like a teleporter on Star
Trek but for... you guessed it!
The
Crap-Shoot. Let's just say that with this device,
all of your cat waste ends up in your neighbor's yard.